1 Everybody can eat a different meal.

  2 The cook won’t complain if you don’t eat all your vegetables.

 3 Nobody will  be getting up from the table to watch football.

4 You don’t have to wash the dishes (unless you forgot your wallet).

  5 Your husband will dress appropriately for dinner.

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 6 No telemarketers will call during the meal.

7 The kids won’t be too busy playing Wii to come to the table.

  8 If you ask for dessert, you will get it.

9  It is the one time Christians of all denominations are together in the same place at the same time with a common purpose.

10  The dinner won’t burn if the sermon goes too long.

October 2010